the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
(Source: tapdancers, via pizzaaa-fags)
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
(via johnchoivevo)
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
(via momhommad)
“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”
Phylicia Rashad is the QUEEN
(via imeanit-ipromise)
